Post by justyfied on Jun 20, 2012 7:26:38 GMT -4
Chinese sick leave : 'I no come work today!!!'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon...
oh, and hey boss, You got nice house'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon...
oh, and hey boss, You got nice house'
