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Post by justyfied on Nov 21, 2009 15:40:21 GMT -4
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known necking spot when he sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
Approaching the car to get a closer look, he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman in the rear seat . . . knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"
The cop says: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "Well Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in 'Lover's Lane' . . . and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says "I'm 22, sir." The cop asks: "And her. . . what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
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